Post by devon W T F min.e hupms on Apr 1, 2006 0:52:41 GMT -5
Hey guys,
Some of you may know Andrew from Paranoia, Who is the Woman, Survivor on the Net, and plenty of other games...
well, I am even shocked to find myself saying this, but I got a little IM from him announcing that he isn't the sexual orientation we originally suspected...
Troop85Eagle: Hi.
spasmingcat: nt!
spasmingcat: Andrew?
spasmingcat: omg hey
spasmingcat: whats up?
spasmingcat: you there?
Troop85Eagle: Hi, sorry. Yes I am here.
Troop85Eagle: I'm alright. Just talking to people.
spasmingcat: I haven't talked
spasmingcat: to you
spasmingcat: in like, a decade!
spasmingcat: what have you been up to?
Troop85Eagle: Not a lot.
Troop85Eagle: I have a bit of a confession to make, I suppose.
spasmingcat: uhhh ok
spasmingcat: wtf are you a chinese sweatshop worker?!?!
Troop85Eagle: lol No.
Troop85Eagle: But this is serious, and hard for me to really say, so I would appreciate it if you don't tell anyone.
spasmingcat: don't worry
spasmingcat: I won't tell anyone
spasmingcat: my lips are totally sealed
Troop85Eagle: Good.
Troop85Eagle: This may surprise you, but I'm gay.
Troop85Eagle: I think I've known this for a while, but haven't really been able to come to terms with it until recently.
Troop85Eagle: I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression with my beliefs. I still don't think it is good to have free sex or practice the "gay lifestyle", but I do believe sex between two consenting males can be appreciated by God.
spasmingcat: ...
spasmingcat: um, wow, I don't know what to say...
spasmingcat: do you use butt plugs?
Troop85Eagle: Yes Devon, I do.
Troop85Eagle: That and anal lube
spasmingcat: omgwtfbbq!!!!!
spasmingcat: You should talk to Jason. He's out too.
Troop85Eagle: No thanks. I'd prefer a peice of ass that comes with class.
Yes, this is shocking. I know. However, I am sure we can come to love this new Andrew all for the better...
...P.S. April Fools Y'all!!!
Some of you may know Andrew from Paranoia, Who is the Woman, Survivor on the Net, and plenty of other games...
well, I am even shocked to find myself saying this, but I got a little IM from him announcing that he isn't the sexual orientation we originally suspected...
Troop85Eagle: Hi.
spasmingcat: nt!
spasmingcat: Andrew?
spasmingcat: omg hey
spasmingcat: whats up?
spasmingcat: you there?
Troop85Eagle: Hi, sorry. Yes I am here.
Troop85Eagle: I'm alright. Just talking to people.
spasmingcat: I haven't talked
spasmingcat: to you
spasmingcat: in like, a decade!
spasmingcat: what have you been up to?
Troop85Eagle: Not a lot.
Troop85Eagle: I have a bit of a confession to make, I suppose.
spasmingcat: uhhh ok
spasmingcat: wtf are you a chinese sweatshop worker?!?!
Troop85Eagle: lol No.
Troop85Eagle: But this is serious, and hard for me to really say, so I would appreciate it if you don't tell anyone.
spasmingcat: don't worry
spasmingcat: I won't tell anyone
spasmingcat: my lips are totally sealed
Troop85Eagle: Good.
Troop85Eagle: This may surprise you, but I'm gay.
Troop85Eagle: I think I've known this for a while, but haven't really been able to come to terms with it until recently.
Troop85Eagle: I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression with my beliefs. I still don't think it is good to have free sex or practice the "gay lifestyle", but I do believe sex between two consenting males can be appreciated by God.
spasmingcat: ...
spasmingcat: um, wow, I don't know what to say...
spasmingcat: do you use butt plugs?
Troop85Eagle: Yes Devon, I do.
Troop85Eagle: That and anal lube
spasmingcat: omgwtfbbq!!!!!
spasmingcat: You should talk to Jason. He's out too.
Troop85Eagle: No thanks. I'd prefer a peice of ass that comes with class.
Yes, this is shocking. I know. However, I am sure we can come to love this new Andrew all for the better...
...P.S. April Fools Y'all!!!